Sometimes I like to play Buckaroo with my penis.

I put little hats on it while watching porn, and try to repress my erection so they don't fall off.

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bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

(Source: rejective)

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